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A Very Twinfamy Christmas
Remember the unbridled childhood excitement of Christmas Morning? The insomnia-inducing obsession with the sheer possibilities of the bounty Santa Claus would surely leave under the tree? Staring at...
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Right On(,) Target
This is usually the time of year I ask inanimate holiday store displays to at least wait until Black Friday to assault me with their raised red and green elven fists. Don’t get me wrong–Christmas is my...
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Ways I Have Attempted to Con My Kids Into Putting Their F*cking Shoes On: A...
1. Telling them, “Okay, it’s time to go. Kids, please get your shoes on.” 2. Adding, “Kids. Get your shoes on.” 3. Acknowledging that, yes, I KNOW they’re drawing pictures, but like I said, it’s time...
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